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About me:

.. .. *A Few Things about Crystal*:
Basics:
Name:Crystal
Date of Birth:5/10/85
Birthplace:good ole' Stockton
Current Location:back yard, peepin' in your windows
Eye Color:brwn
Hair Color:brwn
Height:5'7
Heritage:Italian
Piercings:3 in both ears and lip
Tattoos:too permanent for me
Favorite:
Band/Singer:Various, I'm not picky. I like a little bit of everything.
Song:Time in a Bottle
Movie:Little Shop of Horrors, and yes the ever annoying Twilight. Can't help myself. Must be a female genetic thing.
Disney Movie:Lady and the Tramp>
TV show:Breaking Bad! I'm addicted...like Walt is to power buhahaha!
Color:Green
Food:pasta
Pizza topping:mushrooms
Ice-Cream Flavor:spumoni
Drink (alcoholic):Wine, I'm a classy drunk.
Soda:I'd rather have ice tea.
Store:Virgin Mega NYC
Clothing Brand:DC
Shoe Brand:my Chucks
Season:fall
Month:October
Holiday/Festival:Halloween
Flower:yellow roses and daisies
Make-Up Item:chap stick
Board game:ouija
This or That
Sunny or rainy:Rainy! Let it pour! Buckets and buckets!
Chocolate or vanilla:chocolate
Fruit or veggie:fruit, honey tangerines rock my taste buds.
Night or day:night
Sour or sweet:sweet
Love or money:love
Phone or in person:person
Looks or personality:personality
Coffee or tea:COFFEE! Must have caffiene! Starbucks and Rockstar make a pretty penny off of me.
Hot or cold:cold
Your:
Goal for this year:push back my nervous breakdown till it's no longer necessary, ugh
Most missed memory:jumping in puddles and thinking life couldn't get any better
Best physical feature:who cares? You don't have to be pretty to be a genius.
First thought waking up:"I don't want to leave Kitty. Where's the caffiene?"
Hypothetical personality disorder:OCD, mania
Preferred type of plastic surgery:is sewing someone's mouth shut aesthetic?
Sesame street alter ego:Oscar
Fairytale alter ego:elphaba
Most stupid remark:suckuh pete!
Worst crime:homicide
Greatest ambition:survival
Greatest fear:drowning
Darkest secret:um...
Favorite subject:english
Strangest received gift:bruises for my birthday
Worst habit:my potty mouth, I have this uncanny ability to sound exactly like a trucker
Do You:
Smoke:yeah
Drink:yeah
Curse:oh yeah
Shower daily:twice usually
Like thunderstorms:love them!
Dance in the rain:every chance I get
Sing:in the car at the top of my lungs
Play an instrument:I spectate
Get along with your parents:AHHHH!!!
Wish on stars:all the time
Believe in fate:more like kharma, watch yourself cuz you always get what you give.
Believe in love at first sight:maybe at first conversation
Can You:
Drive:into parked cars
Sew:I'm awesome at it
Cook:I'm a prodigy
Speak another language:a few actually...really though, I speak fluent Spanish and broken Italian.
Dance:like I'm having a seizure
Sing:yeah I have a deaf fan base
Touch your nose with your tongue:I'm practicing
Whistle:I suck in when I whistle
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk:Why yes I have, thank you for asking. Yes I will have another drink.
Been Stoned/High:I'd rather waste my money on other random crap.
Eaten Sushi:mmm solo afamatto
Been in Love:with an amazing man
Skipped school:I went to school like 3 days a week
Made prank calls:"...shi ra soni the Japanese treat."
Sent someone a love letter:I leave notes all the time.
Stolen something:Mike Rowe's heart
Cried yourself to sleep:pfffttt <--that was a fart
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person?selfishness, lack of common sense
Are you right or left handed?righty
What is your bedtime?usually around 10-11... I live like a senior
Name three things you can't live without:pepper spray, caffiene, chap stick
What is the color of your room?sage and white
Do you have any siblings?just me
Do you have any pets?2 cats, 3 dogs, 1 hamster, 5 guinea pigs, 1 turtle and fish
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?it's very tempting but no
What is you middle name?Michelle
What are you nicknames?Christy, Chris, Kitten, Babe
Are you for or against gay marriage?Marry whoever you want, I'm not sleeping with ya. If you're happy, I'm happy.
What are your thoughts on abortion?pro choice
Do you have a crush on anyone?Mike Rowe
Are you afraid of the dark?some times
How do you want to die?"...in the place of someone I love."
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?ew
Would you take a bullet for the one you love?in a heart beat
What is the last law you’ve broken?indecent exposure, every day baby! I'm the only chick on the block that picks up the paper clad in her chonies
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color:dirty blondes and red heads
Eye color:light
HeightTall
Weighta lil chub to pronounced chunkuhdelicness
Most important physical feature:hands
Biggest turn-offpretty boys

Who I'd like to meet:

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: The armpit of the central valley.
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Children: Someday
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: manipulator

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